Sunday, 8 June 2014

25 Things to Say When Prank Calling!




Hey everyone!

Happy Sunday!

Let's admit it, at some point in our lives we've all done a prank call. Odds are we'll probably do many more. It's not always the right thing to do, (you don't want to scare someone really badly or make a stranger angry!) You need to respect people, so if you're going to do a prank call, keep it within the boundaries of your family and friends.  Now with that said, let's get to it! Below are 25 things you could say when prank calling. 

(Found this on Instagram!)

1. Sing them the batman theme song every time they try to talk 
2. Tell them you're having trouble in the bathroom and ask for their advice
3. Demand them you call you "ruler of the toilets" 
4. If they ask you where you're from say "Narnia! I'm so lost!"
5. After every 5 seconds ask them to be your best friend
6. When they are about to end the call scream, "no don't leave me! Nobody loves me!"
7. Accuse them of murdering your teddy bear
8. Ask them if they believe in unicorns and if they don't, yell at them and start crying 
9. Tell them you named your dog "dog". 
10. Tell them you can see them 
11. Try acting like a gangster and tell them you love unicorns 
12. Tell them that sometimes when you're all alone you like to dress in all brown, lay on the floor, and pretend you're a potato 
13. If they ask where you live say, "don't freak out but I live next to my neighbor!"
14. Ask them if they would be interested in flying to Pluto to re-establish it as a planet
15. Tell them you once saw a purple flying cow and named it Phillip 
16. Around the end of the conversation tell them you're breaking up with them because you found someone else
17. Every time they talk tell them something random and crazy like "There's singing fish tacos in my backyard!" 
18. Pretend you're really old and you can't hear them 
19. Tell them a weird story 
20. Rant to them about anything
21. Say, "I've hidden it, Tell your brother it's his concern now."
22.  Make up your own language and say random things 
23. Say, "the secret service is onto us!"
24. Ask them for a blood donation because you're a vampire 
25. Tell them you're stuck in the toilet and need help out! 

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Remember guys, ONLY DO THIS TO FRIENDS/FAMILY! Plus, it's a good idea to tell them you were kidding afterwards. Have fun, and be responsible!  

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